hjrodenburg, 13 February 2015, 18:09
Lamborarri wrote:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "m"
CountOfTuscany, 13 February 2015, 18:10
Lamborarri wrote:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "m".
EDIT: ninja'd
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hjrodenburg, 13 February 2015, 18:11
Lamborarri wrote:
Here's a second one, much more complicated:
A man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick. What happened?
A man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick. What happened?
A janitor went mad
Lamborarri, 13 February 2015, 18:15
hjrodenburg wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "m"
You got it!
Lamborarri, 13 February 2015, 18:15
CountOfTuscany wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "m".
EDIT: ninja'd
You got it as well, knew it would be too easy for everyone!
Mazdafreak, 13 February 2015, 18:18
Driveblox man wrote:
Was the watchman the pilot?
Nope, both men were still alive when the business man got back to the UK. Here it is for this page:
The owner of a successful business in the UK had to make a trip to the US, for business reasons. He decided to take an airplane to the US. On the day before he was supposed to leave, his night watchman told him not to take the plane.
"Why?" the business owner asked?
"Because last night I had a dream that an airplane heading to the US crashed. There weren't any survivors."
Being a bit superstitious, the business owner decided to take a boat instead. When he arrived in the US, he learned that the airplane he was supposed to take had crashed, killing everyone aboard.
When he got back to his business in the UK, he gave his watchman a handsome bonus - then fired him. Why?
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hjrodenburg, 13 February 2015, 18:51
Mazdafreak wrote:
Driveblox man wrote:
Was the watchman the pilot?
Nope, both men were still alive when the business man got back to the UK. Here it is for this page:
The owner of a successful business in the UK had to make a trip to the US, for business reasons. He decided to take an airplane to the US. On the day before he was supposed to leave, his night watchman told him not to take the plane.
"Why?" the business owner asked?
"Because last night I had a dream that an airplane heading to the US crashed. There weren't any survivors."
Being a bit superstitious, the business owner decided to take a boat instead. When he arrived in the US, he learned that the airplane he was supposed to take had crashed, killing everyone aboard.
When he got back to his business in the UK, he gave his watchman a handsome bonus - then fired him. Why?
He is a NIGHT watchman, but he said last NIGHT i had a dream. He was asleep on the job.
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Mazdafreak, 13 February 2015, 19:00
hjrodenburg wrote:
Mazdafreak wrote:
Driveblox man wrote:
Was the watchman the pilot?
Nope, both men were still alive when the business man got back to the UK. Here it is for this page:
The owner of a successful business in the UK had to make a trip to the US, for business reasons. He decided to take an airplane to the US. On the day before he was supposed to leave, his night watchman told him not to take the plane.
"Why?" the business owner asked?
"Because last night I had a dream that an airplane heading to the US crashed. There weren't any survivors."
Being a bit superstitious, the business owner decided to take a boat instead. When he arrived in the US, he learned that the airplane he was supposed to take had crashed, killing everyone aboard.
When he got back to his business in the UK, he gave his watchman a handsome bonus - then fired him. Why?
He is a NIGHT watchman, but he said last NIGHT i had a dream. He was asleep on the job.
Yep!
Ma-auto, 13 February 2015, 19:19
AJ Ferrari wrote:
Here is one:
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Dictionary.
Mazdafreak, 13 February 2015, 19:19
AJ Ferrari wrote:
Here is one:
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Dictionary?
Ma-auto, 13 February 2015, 19:20
Mazdafreak wrote:
AJ Ferrari wrote:
Here is one:
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Dictionary?
Lol same time.
AJ Ferrari, 13 February 2015, 19:22
Here is the answer:
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Mazdafreak, 13 February 2015, 19:28
AJ Ferrari wrote:
Here is the answer:
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Probably if anyone had said that, you would've said the answer was "dictionary." Lol
AJ Ferrari, 13 February 2015, 19:32
Mazdafreak wrote:
AJ Ferrari wrote:
Here is the answer:
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Probably if anyone had said that, you would've said the answer was "dictionary." Lol
Possibly. Haha.
