Carbuzz, 21 January 2014, 21:50
Do you have any funny jokes or quotes (could be inspirational too) Would love to hear some!
DjShift, 21 January 2014, 22:51
Even before the start, I was sure of winning.
-Ettore Bugatti
This is the one i like to live my life by.
-Ettore Bugatti
This is the one i like to live my life by.
kjm64, 22 January 2014, 03:50
Five rules to remember in life:
1 - Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
2 - Money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3 - Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4 - Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5 - Alcohol does not solve any problems, then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily choices.
1 - Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
2 - Money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3 - Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4 - Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5 - Alcohol does not solve any problems, then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily choices.
samaserati, 22 January 2014, 08:42
-why did the chicken cross the playround? to get to the other slide
-whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize
-whats forrest gums password? 1forrest1
-what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "wheres my tractor"
-where did napolean keep his armies? in his sleeevies
-Two muffins are in an oven.
One muffin says to the other: "Boy, it's hot in here."
The other answers: "AHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
-why cant your nose be 12 inches long? cus then itd be a foot
-why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? cus the p is silent
-where do you find a one legged dog? wherever you left it
-Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-whats red and smells like green paint? red paint
-if a seagul can fly over the bay what flies over the bay? a baygul
-whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize
-whats forrest gums password? 1forrest1
-what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "wheres my tractor"
-where did napolean keep his armies? in his sleeevies
-Two muffins are in an oven.
One muffin says to the other: "Boy, it's hot in here."
The other answers: "AHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
-why cant your nose be 12 inches long? cus then itd be a foot
-why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? cus the p is silent
-where do you find a one legged dog? wherever you left it
-Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-whats red and smells like green paint? red paint
-if a seagul can fly over the bay what flies over the bay? a baygul
zonda, 26 January 2014, 03:39
Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose.-Ayrton Senna
This is what I think when ever I do anything competitive.
This is what I think when ever I do anything competitive.
DjShift, 26 January 2014, 14:18
"The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible"
-Arthur C. Clarke
-Arthur C. Clarke
DjShift, 26 January 2014, 16:13
“If the words ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’ don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.”
-Terence McKenna
-Terence McKenna
