"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.
there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.
there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray
Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.
there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray
Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.
Anyone who owns a modern BMW is not a car enthusiast, anyone who is not a car enthusiast will not buy either of those cars.
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.
there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray
Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.
Anyone who owns a modern BMW is not a car enthusiast, anyone who is not a car enthusiast will not buy either of those cars.
Anyone who wants to survive taking their car on the racetrack won't buy a Viper...
"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine
Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?
Has nobody seen this yet?
An excerpt from a review of any BMW:
This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one
What magazine wrote that?
Every single one that isnt completely lame
In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.
Ones that don't get payed off..
Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.
Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.
I take a offense to that. My dad owns a really nice 5 series and he could kick your ass. He's not old, he gets up at 5:30 every morning to go run, then he works out, then he goes to work. Doesn't really sound like a rich old guy to me
I take a offense to that. My dad owns a really nice 5 series and he could kick your ass. He's not old, he gets up at 5:30 every morning to go run, then he works out, then he goes to work. Doesn't really sound like a rich old guy to me
You know you have reached the bowels of an internet argument when someone says their dad can beat you up.
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