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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 15:11
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An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

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Lamborarri, 20 July 2015, 15:32
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Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.

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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 15:38
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jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.

there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray

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Lamborarri, 20 July 2015, 16:39
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jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.

there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray

Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.
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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 16:47
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Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.

there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray

Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.

Anyone who owns a modern BMW is not a car enthusiast, anyone who is not a car enthusiast will not buy either of those cars.

jkljosiah
Lamborarri, 20 July 2015, 16:49
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jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I thought the ideal hairdresser's car was a Miata. And I'm sure those golfers have more than one car should their BMW be run into the ground earlier than expected.

there other car is also a lame German vehicle that is black/gray

Or an American sports sedan like an ATS-V or Charger Hellcat.

Anyone who owns a modern BMW is not a car enthusiast, anyone who is not a car enthusiast will not buy either of those cars.

Anyone who wants to survive taking their car on the racetrack won't buy a Viper...

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Eeti, 20 July 2015, 17:04
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CanvasRider, 20 July 2015, 17:21
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jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
jkljosiah wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
Lamborarri wrote:
An excerpt from a review of the new Viper:

"One of the hood vents flew off on the freeway and caromed off the windshield. There was a persistent rattle in the right side of the cabin that was never identified. The Performance Apps froze the infotainment system. The paint on the edges of the rocker panels was being burned by the exhaust." -Motor Trend Magazine

Would a BMW (that isn't really really old) do that?

Has nobody seen this yet?

An excerpt from a review of any BMW:

This car is literally the definition of boring, I would rather drive a Geo freaking Metro than one

What magazine wrote that?

Every single one that isnt completely lame

In that case, you won't find a magazine out there that isn't (by your definition) lame.

Ones that don't get payed off..

Chrysler has more of a reason to pay them off than BMW does, mainly because BMWs can actually get you past 75,000 miles.

Any car will get you past 300 if you maintain it, something BMW owners don't typically do because they are all either hairdressers or rich old white guys who have to much money and play golf.

I take a offense to that. My dad owns a really nice 5 series and he could kick your ass. He's not old, he gets up at 5:30 every morning to go run, then he works out, then he goes to work. Doesn't really sound like a rich old guy to me

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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 17:38
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Anyone who wants to survive taking their car on the racetrack won't buy a Viper...

At least their car is fast on the track unlike some

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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 17:39
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I take a offense to that. My dad owns a really nice 5 series and he could kick your ass. He's not old, he gets up at 5:30 every morning to go run, then he works out, then he goes to work. Doesn't really sound like a rich old guy to me

You know you have reached the bowels of an internet argument when someone says their dad can beat you up.

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Lamborarri, 20 July 2015, 17:40
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I'm done here.

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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 17:43
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I'm done here.

cool beans yo

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jkljosiah, 20 July 2015, 17:50
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I hereby claim this thread for my own

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lamboman505, 20 July 2015, 19:06
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just stop this argument at once!

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r8lover, 20 July 2015, 22:29
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According to my parent's Dodge/Chrysler dealership, it's not used till it hits 36,000 miles.

And we just hit that milestone like 5 weeks ago on our 10 month old car.

Those people at that dealer must be idiots then lol.

36,000 miles in 10 months? Is that even possible? Lol.


Possibly, that's how they determine a used car though.

And my mom and i both work two jobs over an hour from our house. We're on the road A LOT. lol

Either that dealer is incredibly stupid or I'm missing some important facts here.

So you both use the car daily? How would that even work? (I do know it is possible to get that many miles on a car, I was making a joke).

It is possible. One of my friends dads had a company car and he put 62,000 miles on it in a year

My dad got 110K miles in our Kia in 4 years. So thats about 27.5K a year

Before my dad got a beater he put about 20,000 miles on his daily driver a year.
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