Mazdafreak, 03 June 2013, 17:40
lambohead wrote:
Here is one i like :
A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man’s license and registration. Then the cop said, “Listen, Mac, it’s Friday, I’m tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a minute, then replied, “My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me.”
The cop nodded and said, “Have a nice day.”
A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man’s license and registration. Then the cop said, “Listen, Mac, it’s Friday, I’m tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a minute, then replied, “My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me.”
The cop nodded and said, “Have a nice day.”
Haha, I had heard that one before :D
Mazdafreak, 03 June 2013, 17:41
Stancehunters wrote:
The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it's just ice cream."
"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it's just ice cream."
I have to admit, that is pretty funny :D
NathanTheWanted, 03 June 2013, 17:44
The speed of light is faster then the speed of sound that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Mazdafreak, 03 June 2013, 17:47
I've got a few:
-If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
-A boy asked his father, "Daddy, what does it feel like to have such a great son?" to which his father replies, "I'm not sure son. Ask your grandparents."
-Three pilots crash in the Canadian forest, and the first guy goes off and comes back 2 hours later with a deer over his shoulder. So the other two guys are like "dude how did you do that" and he responds, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I find deer."
So after two days the second guy goes off and comes back three hours later and has an elk over his shoulder, and they go, "dudddde, how did you find that?" The second guy goes, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I find elk."
So after another 3 days the third guy goes off and comes back one hour later and he is covered in cuts and bruises, so they ask, "what...happened?" He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."
-If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
-A boy asked his father, "Daddy, what does it feel like to have such a great son?" to which his father replies, "I'm not sure son. Ask your grandparents."
-Three pilots crash in the Canadian forest, and the first guy goes off and comes back 2 hours later with a deer over his shoulder. So the other two guys are like "dude how did you do that" and he responds, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I find deer."
So after two days the second guy goes off and comes back three hours later and has an elk over his shoulder, and they go, "dudddde, how did you find that?" The second guy goes, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I find elk."
So after another 3 days the third guy goes off and comes back one hour later and he is covered in cuts and bruises, so they ask, "what...happened?" He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."
Mazdafreak, 03 June 2013, 17:47
NathanTheWanted wrote:
The speed of light is faster then the speed of sound that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
HAHA!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
lambohead, 03 June 2013, 20:48
NathanTheWanted wrote:
The speed of light is faster then the speed of sound that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Haha , happens all the time
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